Horseshoes and Hand-Grenades

Sep 17

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

Sep 17
Sep 17

sandracl13:

indigoneversleeps:

crazyfilipino:

Florida

reblogging for the excellent gif usage.

Sep 17
Sep 17

eridanandsollux:

ackermom:

reasons sims 4 will kill me before i even get it

  • parties with glowsticks raves???
  • you can move whole rooms and buildings!! 
  • multitasking!!
  • you can download new content without leaving the game??!?
  • sims with emotions?? real emotions!!
  • sims can be right or left handed??! why?? who cares??!
  • rocket ship??! cupcake factory??!! 
  • WOOHOO IS A SKILL
  • A U T O S A V E
  • YOUR SIMS CAN J A C K  O F F
Sep 17

quote BRUH

— WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)
Sep 17
vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

Sep 17
princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

Sep 17
Sep 17

kristoffbjorgman:

Top 10 Disney Movies (as voted by my followers)
#1  - Frozen (2013)
#2 - The Little Mermaid (1989)
#3 - Tangled (2010)
#4 - Beauty and the Beast (1991)
#5 - Mulan (1998)
#6 - The Princess and the Frog (2009)
#7 - Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
#8 - The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
#9 - Lilo and Stitch (2002)
#10 - The Lion King (1994)